A funny Joke someone sent me

Jean Chretien’s Retirement Party .

At a dinner thrown in her husband’s honour, a man turned to Madame Chrétien and said, Your husband has been such a prominent public figure with such a busy schedule.  How quiet retirement will seem in comparison.”

“What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?”

“A penis,” replied Madame Aline Chrétien.

A hush fell over the table.

Everyone heard her answer yet no one knew what to say next.

Jean leaned over to his wife and said, “Aline, in Hinglish dey pronounce dat word, Appiness”

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~ by Dan Bergen on December 18, 2005.

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